so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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