pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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