is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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