For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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