i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Sext me about skeletons
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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