I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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