guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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