dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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