think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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