To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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