Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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