you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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