You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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