I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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