And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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