I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
is it fun? or sober?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
