Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Randomize
