Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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