it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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