I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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