Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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