now i know why i became what i already was.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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