Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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