Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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