when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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