so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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