thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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