Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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