Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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