People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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