Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I want a musical about memes.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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