Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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