we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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