we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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