i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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