Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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