why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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