drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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