Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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