I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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