Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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