mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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