pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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