Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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