i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize