what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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