the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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