So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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