Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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