I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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