found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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