they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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