carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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