I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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