I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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