3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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